Now that the summer of cricket is over (even though we’re still shell shocked that the English are going home with a trophy), its time for Boony and Beefy to move over and surrender their talking antics to a “Talking Toilet Babe”.

We’ve given you stuff on this urinal marketing before where guys are are enticed to hit a target while doing their business, but this little contraption fully equipped with a female voice-over actually talks to your penis once it senses motion:

“Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks? Then listen up. Think you’ve had one too many? Then it time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride hope. It sure is safer and a hell of a lot cheaper than a DWI. Make the smart choice tonight. Don’t drink and drive. Remember, your future is in your hand.”

I guess the gadget has a few things going for it from a promotional product and marketing viewpoint especially for bodies like the TAC and other traffic authorities. It does command a captive audience and creates yet another touch-point when you probably least expect it, but if Boony was chastised by a few social commentators for his invasive antics beside the TV at home, I’d like to hear what they say about this. It’s a pity Pigeon McGrath has finished his cricket in Australia, I kind of like the idea of a urinal cake chanting the “Ooh Aah…Glenn McGrath” war cry!

freenewmexican.com hosts a promotional video on this Talking Urinal Cake created by Healthquest Technologies Inc. in NY. Watch it here.